Solution to America's Problem

I don't know who wrote this, but this is great!! lol

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in
this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators
attacking people in
Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.

It's a win-win
situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the
levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Yes!

Think about these:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in
Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the
state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country.

Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .

Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a
courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.