Another Fave

You give new meaning to the saying "Beaten with an Ugly Stick".. Looks more like you were smashed by the whole Flippin' forest!

Favorite Saying So far today hahaha

My cornflakes dont float to that side of the bowl

Song of the Day:

You Picked Me by A Fine Frenzy

One, two, three
Counting out the signs we see
The tall buildings
Fading in the distance
Only dots on a map
Four, five, six
The two of us a perfect fit
You're all mine, all mine

And all I can say
Is you blow me away

Like an apple on a tree
Hiding out behind the leaves
I was difficult to reach
But you picked me
Like a shell upon a beach
Just another pretty piece
I was difficult to see
But you picked me
Yeah you picked me

So softly
Rain against the windows
And the strong coffee
Warming up my fingers
In this fisherman's house
You got me
Searched the sand
And climbed the tree
And brought me back down

And all I can say
Is you blow me away

Like an apple on a tree
Hiding out behind the leaves
I was difficult to reach
But you picked me
Like a shell upon a beach
Just another pretty piece
I was difficult to see
But you picked me
Yeah you picked me

Favorite Saying of the Day

"grinding up sharks and making pills from their cartilage [to cure Cancer] is like eating chicken and expecting to grow feathers."

Airplanes

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now
Wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now
Wish right now, Wish right now

Solution to America's Problem

I don't know who wrote this, but this is great!! lol

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in
this country lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators
attacking people in
Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.

It's a win-win
situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the
levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Yes!

Think about these:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in
Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the
state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country.

Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .

Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a
courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.